:( WHY?

I sit at work and look out my huge front window and everyday since last Monday I see a pretty 2001 Kia Sportgage sitting there in the parking lot with a for sale sign. I finally went over today to get a look at the price, only $2995 and it's a stick shift!

Why is my luck always like this? If only I had the $3000 that would be sitting in my driveway. Maybe I can find someone who will finance it for me, here's to wishful thinking.